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20 digital jokes for Offline Time

Added 03-Sep-2017

We all need a bit of down time in our lives and if you work in IT then sometimes downtime comes unexpectedly.  We won't go into the whys and wherefores of who should have done the backups, what happened to the change control, why you've still got this supplier or why there really is nothing you can do at this minute.  That's not why we're here. 

You've got some time to kick back - whatever the reason - so we've put together a quick compilation of some of our favourite tech jokes for a bit of light relief until you reach situation normal again.

DisclaimerWe cannot guarantee complete satisfaction with every joke but we're going to give it a go

1.  We had to start with a tech recruiter joke (sorry)

Joke arrays

2 and 3. And the obligatory Chuck Norris jokes

Chuckjoke1

Chuckjoke2

4.  Are you feeling a little under the weather? You might have a head code

headcode

https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/381398662163058620/

5.  Don't ask for gaming help

 

pointers

 https://xkcd.com/138/

6.  Real coding in Python

codingpython

www.reddit.com

7.  A harsh reality

Joke3

https://www.cyberciti.biz/humour/dad-what-are-clouds-made-of-in-it/

8. Engineers always have the high score

Angrybirdsjoke

https://9gag.com/gag/anBvpWq/how-engineers-play-angry-birds

9.  One for our Digital Marketers

SEO joke

Twitter: @laweekly / Via pinterest.com

10. And cake and lager?

Pizzajoke

i.imgur.com

11. Code this way?

run cmd

12.  Sweets not found?

sweetsnotfound

13.  This may help

64bit

https://me.me/t/64-bit?s=new

14. Back End Debugging

Back End Debug

www.reddit.com

15. Developer Dad humour

Developer Dad

www.twitter.com

16. The Droid Family

Droid family

www.reddit.com

17.  Fully Stacked Full Stack Developer

FullStackDeveloper

https://ithumor.tk/2017/08/03/full-stack-developer/

18. Not really a joke to be honest

Meetings

19. Cats code too

catcoding

www.github.com

20. And finally a tech recruiter joke again

Weakcode

http://dilbert160.rssing.com/chan-34613367/all_p1.html

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